Sod the recession!
Get your credit card
out and treat yourself,
your worth it

Soon we will be selling everything, teeshirts, posters, mugs, our nans. Anything that earn a few quid really. But be sure of this, there will be no sweat shops making our gear, it will be locally produced, fair trade goodness, cause we want to be like Chris Martin, he is cool. Plus he writes on his hand, very quirky.

Anyway, we digress, come back soon and buy things. Lots of things. Fill your life with possesions it will make you happy.